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I wasn't going to walk funny or need a catheter, that would have been bad. I'd be careful anyway though; wetting myself in front of the President ... Well, I'd never come back from space if that happened. I'd stay gone.Getting a big hard-on in front of the President of the United States might have been pretty funny though and I had to stifle a giggle as an old Bill Clinton joke popped into my head."What's so funny?" Josh smiled and gave me a little look."What was President Clinton's favorite musical instrument?" I asked and Josh shrugged. "His whore Monica!" Uh-Huh ... How long is that stuff gonna last? I think it's affecting your brain," Josh told me with a roll of his eyes, but he didn't really get it probably. He wasn't much of a history buff."I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin at midnight," I said and I wasn't really joking."You mean a cucumber," Josh laughed as he zipped me up slowly. "Fuck, you're the most beautiful woman I ever saw." You need to get out more," I said, turning. There were little tufts of cotton stuffed into the three openings that divided the 'underground' from the farm scene. They would stop the sand from filtering through the holes like an hourglass while I filled it from the bottom. The only disparity from the directions was that I had two bags of sand instead of one. The original bag already had the tear in one corner, which facilitated the pouring of its contents directly into the Ant Farm. Opening the top of the Zip-lock bag would make much too big of a space to pour the sand into the small opening, so I followed the directions and snipped a corner off the bag and began to pour. About half of the sand from the bag flowed easily into the Ant Farm, but that odd, oversized grain of sand– I had forgotten all about it– wouldn't fit through the tiny hole. Not only that, but it prevented the flow of sand coming down behind it, and the sand started spilling over the sides and onto the newspaper.Grumbling to myself about how nothing seemed to.
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