My husband's home early!''I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!''If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?''Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the. "He's paying for half of my ticket." What, whoa. How long was I asleep for? Is it still Saturday? Oh Mark, you're finally home," I said. "I saved you a beer." You're really funny Dad," he said, taking the bottle. He popped off the top and took a long drink. "Hey, this is warm." Sorry," I said. "It was ice cold when I brought it out here. I already drank mine while I waited for you. But that was before I fell asleep." You liar," he snapped. "When I took my last picture in the park, it was eleven thirty-five. The cops probably delayed me by ten minutes and it's not even noon yet. The beer wouldn't have had a chance to get warm. You owe me sixty dollars." Wait a minute," I said. "A ticket for going ten over is only a hundred dollars." I've only got eighty," he said. "And I need at least forty for my date tonight." Maybe you should pay the ticket and stay in tonight," I said."Dad, warm beer sucks," said Mark. "I want another one." No, Mark," I said. "You know the rule." He nodded. And.
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