But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon ... and six drops fell into the glass.As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the guy his $1000, and then asked the little man: "Do you mind if I ask what do you do for aliving? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for Revenue Canada."These are compliments of DavePresident Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?Cashier:"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?Obama:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to.I am President Barrack Obama, the president of theUnited States."Cashier:"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all theGovernment regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."Obama:"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am. ."Kalea lightly caressed the back of Lois's thigh for a moment, before returning to rubbing her back. "You made a fearsome pile, I'll say that..."Lois sighed, feeling her body relax as Kalea's fingers worked the tension out of her muscles. "Oh, that feels nice! It brings back so many memories. You would come and rub my back at night, after my parents were asleep. You tried to cheer me up... help me to heal... You were such an optimist! Even by mid-April, when I was sure Kara was dead... I was so depressed... I don't think I ever thanked you, for how much you helped me..." We helped each other Lois. I needed someone to bare my soul to, over how I had mistreated Hiapo and Tal... I had been unfaithful to them... You were a great listener, and my moral compass... You were exactly what I needed, someone who was both honest and kind. I think you saved my marriage. I owe you a life debt."Lois just grunted and was silent for a while, enjoying the relaxing massage. She finally cleared her.
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